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Bachelorette Ashley Episode 7

Ash and the boys head to Taiwan.  They have hit a lot of countries on this trip of love!  This week there are going to be 4 dates.  Three of them are one-on-one’s and 1 group date.  There will only be a rose on the group date.  The one-on-one’s have no rose, so no pressure.

Constantine gets the first date with Ash.  They take a scenic train ride over to Ping-Shi (LOL).  I like saying Ping-shi.  They paint a “love wish” on a balloon to let off later that night.  They then sit down for a nice serious dinner where they talk about the hometown date and then let off their balloon – which was actually really cool… and I’m pretty sure the cause of the California wild fires.

Ben comes out and for a second I thought it was Constantine again.  I think Ben pulls the hair off better.  Wow…the “hell of a second date kiddo” remark he made was so stupid.  I thought I liked him more than Constantine, but now I don’t know.  The battle of the hair begins.  Ryan P. is just a douche… I’m gonna throw this in here now.  He reminds me of Jake so much.  He is, for sure, flying upside down.

Who do you like better for Ash?  Ben or Constantine?  I like Ben,  just a slight bit more.  Seems just a little more genuine.  He confesses a lot of his feelings and is rewarded with a nice kiss and the music sets in so nicely. She says he is like her boyfriend….lol  just like that, only with 5 other boyfriends.

Uh OHHHH.  Ben is not in his bed!!!  Ashley was a naughty little girl.  J.P. is not dealing with this well and says he is going to kill everyone in the house.   Just kidding.  He did not say that, but clearly was thinking it.

You can tell it is bothering all the guys.  This is where the show really puts people in weird spots that you just can’t train for or know how you will feel.  Basically accepting another dude having sex with your chick is not easy.

On the group date they are taking WEDDING PICTURES.  All the guys get funny outfits but J.P. and it seems to cheer him up a bit.

Ames. Lol, damnit man.  I kind of want to hang out with this guy to see what he is really like.

You can tell the guys did not really like this date and you can see the pressure they are feeling in their faces.  Lucas explains to Ash that he felt uneasy for the day.  They really don’t seem to click to me when they have one on one time.

Again.  Ryan speaks and annoys me.

Ames speaks and I can’t help but smile or laugh.  I don’t know if it’s with him or at him.  The red pants are awesome too.  He seems like the nicest guy I have ever met over TV and I feel bad for making fun of him.

J.P. is super intense and lets Ash know how seeing her with others is really bothering him.  I think it is understandable.  He just has to understand she has to do these things.  That’s why they are there.  But I still feel for him if he really likes the girl.

Ryan P. gets his date finally.  (Timeout while I go get a knife to jab into my side every time he talks so I feel better).   I hope Ash can see through this.  If she keeps him around another day she is cheating some guy out of another day with him back home.   Lets talk about water heaters! Zippity do da!  Fail!

Wow.  Ash does send him home and right now, I feel bad for him……  Ok I’m over it.  And, I would expect nothing less of an exit than what Ryan gave me. “I wa wa wa want la ala love and mom and great daddy and everyone to have solar energy waters heaters everywhere and rainbows with unicorns on them.  I want this for me and her.”

Ashley sits down with Chris and talks about how serious things are getting with the hometown dates on the line.   Ashley decides not to have the cocktail party.  She knows what she wants and does not need it.  The guys seem to be ok with this and I think just want to get it over with.

Rose Ceremony time!!!  Ashley walking in the background was kind of creepy.  She finally makes her way to them and explains the way she is feeling.  Ames always looks so happy.  Hands straight down to his side just hanging awkwardly.  This guy is awesome!  Every time I see him I smile. Please pick Ames, please pick Ames, please pick Ames….. AMES!!!!  Yes!  Good choice.  He is my new favorite.  Total 180 with this guy!

Lucas gives her a hug and takes it like a man.  That’s how you handle it with class.  Good luck Lucas.

Till next week!