The Bachelorette Ashley H. Episode 9
The final 3 head to Fiji! This is one place that I really want to go myself. When I get married I think this is honeymoon material! Beautiful.
We start off with Ash and Ben, and a run through their little journey through the show. With his mellow mood and sincerity he has really grown on me. I like Constantine, but after watching this little bit I actually think I like Ben for Ash.
I really like Constantine and J.P. as individuals. Both good dudes, but just don’t see them a real good fit for Ash. This is just my opinion from what I have seen on show, so I always keep an open mind and YOU should too.
Up to this point I don’t think anyone has had a fantasy suite soooooooo, that could really change Ash’s opinion of a guy, if you know what I mean. If you are kind of slow and don’t… I’m talking about their sexual chemistry in the bedroom.
HOLY SANTA CLAUSE SHIT! Jake is back!!! Oh wait…Its Ryan P! Hmmmmm. Did I call this or what! I swear, if he say’s ‘Jesus sent me back’ I’m going to punch my roommate. He is sitting right here and has no idea he might just get knocked out of his chair because of some guy on TV. He will be super pissed.
Ryan P. The reason “you have got nowhere” in 31 years from what you said… well , I feel its a bit harsh. You seem like a pretty successful guy. Just kinda douchy. But that’s ok. You still had some dignity when you left. Lets see how this plays out.
It does not look like Ash is having it – at all!
Ben and Ash are the first to go on a date and they get to take out a sweet yacht. I like how he described their relationship as “effortless.” I agree. I hope all the people at home appreciate the fact these two are on a huge yacht snorkeling in Fiji. I mean ABC is super rad. This stuff is real. It’s not all filmed in a studio in L.A. Crazy cool.
Ben says he is going to say “I love you” to Ashley tonight. I can understand why this would be hard with 2 other guys there who like girls and Ryan P. in the bushes. I’m not sure Ash can return it sincerely though, with 2 other guys still there? Idk. He is so sincere in what he say’s I believe him. Ash pulls out the FANTASY SUITE CARD! Time for some ‘just the tip, just for a second, just to see how it feels’ or ‘ouch ouch your on my hair’. Good luck buddy!
Constantine “The Greek God” is up next. They start off with a beautiful helicopter ride over the water and beaches…and Ryan P standing in the corals alone. I wonder if she will go to his room at any point to see if they can rekindle a spark?
Ash and Constantine just aren’t clicking this time around. Shit is just awkward at dinner. She asked “is it weird for you and your friend (ben) to be dating the same girl?” Great question, wrong timing. They are really making me uncomfortable watching this and I just ate a large pizza hut meat lovers pizza – which is not helping anything. Shoulda maybe ate ½ …or even ¾. I’m sweating and now uncomfortable with what I’m watchng. …OH hell. Now Obama is going to talk!? I’m going to throw up. I’m not even going to start. Not even goinnnnngggg to start.
Constantine say’s “this is the end of the road for me.” Good man. I am glad that is over. I know a few thousand girls that might want to talk to you my friend.
Ashley does go back to see what’s up with Ryan P. I can see when she looks at him that she just does not like this guy. I feel bad for him because he just can’t seem to recognize this look and guys like this make things really awkward for a girl. Is he going to cry again? Yep! Does anyone really buy this?
J.P. is up next. This could be entertaining. They take a plane ride over the water. I’m not seeing that connection anymore from Ash. He say’s he “is ready for the end” and Ash’s response was “whooo.” Not a thing you want to hear on the other end. He really does fall super hard. He gets a Fantasy Suite Card as well.
The Rose Ceremony is pretty anti-climactic. She tells the other guys Mr. Constantine has gone home.
Next week we find out the winner!