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Bachelorpad Season 2 Episode 2

Let the fireworks continue!   Jake starts out the show saying he thinks he is in a good position and people are starting to see the real him and that he is not a jerk.  I feel like in his head he must constantly be singing “zippidy du da, zippidy aye” and has no clue about what the hell is going on around him.

The next competition is one where they stand in a line and have targets on their backs.   They are asked questions about the group and have to hit the guy/girl they feel best fits the answer to that question.  Guys are up first and then the girls line up.

The girls line up to throw first and are really, really bad throwers for one.  They should have scooted the line up to about 3 feet.  Turns out Jakes opinion of himself was off a bit and the girls are drilling Jake here – as to whom they want to go home.

The guys have a little better aim and are drilling Erica – she’s getting crushed as being the ‘least attractive’.  She is going to be devastated after this, for sure!

Yep!  She is very upset and I feel bad for her.  That is a brutal competition.

I want to say that I feel some of them did not play a very smart game here.   You could have really gotten into someone’s psyche instead of just picking the one who is the least attractive.  Instead, go after the one you want to get into their head.

Mike Stags wins the competition and gets to take 3 girls on a date.  He choses Erica, Michelle Money and Holly.  This is going to be a little weird to see Holly and Mike together for the first time since they split up.

The date is to the Linda Vista hospital.  A haunted hospital, basically.  They all seem actually really scared.  LOL.

I already want to ff through this.  I can’t stand all the girls screaming.  Its giving me a headache.  Talk about a shitty date.  I got to go to Vegas and drive Lamborghinis around and you get to go to a haunted hospital.  FAIL.

Mike gives Holly the rose.  I am friends with both of them and I know how much they did love each other at one point, but have not talked to either of them much since the breakup.  These are real emotions and feelings you are seeing here and its hard for me to watch because Mike is my boy and I know how much he cares.

They are both really good people – I can say that.  Mike tells Holly that he just really wants her to be happy and they are both getting pretty emotional.  Two years and being engaged, then breaking up and now having to talk about this on NATIONAL television has got to be hard.  Damn man.  That’s the most real emotion I have ever seen on any ‘Bachelor’ show.  None of this bullshit – Jake crying by a trash can on cue emotion.    Real emotion!

Melissa won the competition on the girls’ side and gets to take 3 guys on a date.

She picks Kasey, Blake and Kirk.  They take a yacht out on the water for a bit.

All the guys are trying to hit on Melissa and win this rose.  Blake actually goes in for a kiss.  He is really playing the game.  I gotta respect that.  A kiss for a rose.  For sure!  I had to kiss 9 girls to get a rose.  Winning (DUH)

Wow!  That must have been a nice kiss because she just went right against Kasey and what she said to him right before the date!  That was a bad move on her part.  She just spit right in Kasey’s face and she was the one that went to him with the idea to help each other out.

Back in the house, Jake is feeling really left out and Vienna is drilling in all the girls heads what a bad person Jake really is.    As she is doing this Jake asked to talk to her outside.  This should be good!

Jake asks to speak to Vienna outside and she denies him!  Good play on her part.  She knows he is just trying to swing her.  Nice try though on his part as a last ditch effort.

Of course Gia feels bad for him.  LOL.  Here we go.  Being on this show for the second time I feel Gia should be a lot smarter than she is and steer clear of drama.

Gia pulls Graham aside to talk strategy.  Says they have to break up Kasey and Vienna.  This is the last person Graham should be talking strategy with, unfortunately.  Just like on our show, Gia can switch opinions or implode at the drop of a hat.  She plays the game by emotions and not with her brain.   I think Graham sees this and is just playing along.

Melissa walks in on Blake and Holly laying in bed together chatting and looks pretty upset.  Giving Blake devil eyes.  Melissa says she does not want drama while at the same time creating drama…hahahahaahaha.  Melissa you should have given the rose to Kasey like you said you would and two you are not helping your rep from your first show right now.

Jake comes to Kasey and Vienna now and asked to talk to them both.  He asked Kasey and Vienna for help!  OMG.  This guy is unreal!  He said he is going to donate alllll the money to charity.  He is the biggest, cheesiest, liar on this show ever!  That is complete crap.  I am pissed he just said that.  I don’t feel sorry for him, one bit.  You can only play the sympathy card for so long bud.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!  ABC  ABC  ABC…..I heard from a lot of the cast that you did everything in your power to keep Jake around as long as possible, but I did not see this Bullshit coming.  Wow.  Wow.  Wow.

Chris just announced that two girls will be going home and no guys this episode!  They knew damn well Jake was going home.  I can’t believe that.

Kasey sits down and tells Gia that Graham told him what she said and Gia explodes!  Gia said she is walking out right now.  Hilarious.  Second chance on the show for $250,000.00 and you blow it again over childish he said she said.  She is doing the same thing.  Backstabbing others and getting upset when she gets caught and blaming others.

Let me tell you something….  It’s a game for $250,000.00 – that’s it.\!  Childish clown shit is what you are witnessing here.  Gia what the f#$k do you really think is going to happen in there.  Embarrassing.  This clearly upsets me and hits home.  Do you not see how YOU scheme and plot and then get upset when others do it.  To make it worse you put others down and act like your some princess.   You did the same thing on our show.   Way to fold under pressure.

Kasey is playing a good game right now but he is really putting himself out there and a target on his back.  He needs to lay low for a bit and not try and be such a power player.  That’s how you become a power player.  Make sense?

As usual at the Rose Ceremony there is so much plotting and scheming, I can’t type it all out.

A standout would be Melissa going off on Blake and telling him he has dug his own grave because he is talking to Holly.  She is an emotional wreck and crying all over the place.

Because Gia pussed out already, only one girl is going home at the Rose Ceremony and that girl is Jackie.

Ames and Jackie seem to have hit it off!  He kisses her goodbye and as she is being driven off he runs after her and leaves with her!  Wow!  This guy is amazing.  He better hope that works out because he just gave up a chance at $250,000.00.  That is the most romantic thing I have ever seen in all my 29 years!  Good for you two!

See ya’ll next week