Bachelorpad Season 2 Episode 4
Just a heads up….. I am on a plane watching this on my way to Las Vegas with 12 of my closest friends soooooo it might be a little different of a blog today….
Am I the only one that thought that their DVR stopped working last week and kept rewinding to see what had happened to the show then threw the controller through their TV? No? Didn’t think so. Thanks ABC for what was for sure the worst ending to a show yet. Now you owe me a new TV and controller. Not cool.
If you remember they called Kasey’s name at the end of the show and then cut straight to “The Mask” swimming around the pool. I think they thought it would be cute or funny, but I guess it’s a different sense of humor than I have because I do not think it was.
We start off this week with the ending of the last rose ceremony. Chris calls Kasey’s name and it looks like Jake is going home. They pan to Jake and he has that ass- eating grin on his face then steps out to say a few things to the cast.
He say’s “they are sending the wrong guy home” then say’s “amazing meeting you Kasey and Vienna my apologies in my heart your forgiven.” Kasey and Vienna look super relieved.
Jakes limo ride was nothing short of a soap opera ending. I thought he did the best he could on the show but I am not gonna miss that shit-eating grin and stupid fake laugh that’s for sure.
I would like to point out how impressed I am with the guy for almost swaying the house though. Sometimes I think he means well but his delivery is so fake and premeditated, it carries no weight with me and a lot of others – after being around him. Its like he is always trying to win an Oscar or something, instead of just being a human being. I have done my share of putting the guy down but at the end of the day I wish him nothing but the best.
Kasey and Vienna I feel now are really going to have a target on their backs.
Chris announces that the next competition is THE KISSING CONTEST! People are freaking out and no one wants to do it. Michelle Money actually vows out.
With all the relationships in the house this should be interesting.
Wow! These guys are being complete sissy’s kissing accept for Blake. He is going in for the kill with all the girls like a stud. At least one of these guy’s balls have dropped.
Ella and Erica are straight up trying to suck these guys’ faces off. The girls all said Kasey had terrible breath! Fail!!! Floss my friend.
Holly murders it with Blake right in front of Mike! Holy shit. I mean a long long passionate kiss. I got nervous sweaty hands watching it. I feel for the Mike having to endure that.
Blake & Ella won the kissing contest. Hands down, the best competition to win so far.
I gotta say I would have taken it again and remained champ had I been there….
Ella gets her date card and gets to take one guy on the date with her and she chooses Kirk. They get to take a red Ferrari down the pacific highway! I made the same drive in a Lambo and I gotta tell you it’s an unbelievable experience. I hope they enjoy it.
Back in the house Melissa is giving Blake a hell of a time about Blake maybe not taking her on his date tonight and giving her a rose. If he does not take her I think she might actually cut his sack off while he is sleeping.
On Ella and Kirks date kirk opens up to Ella and they talk about what they would do with the money. They both are going to save lives and trees and whales and stuff. Real good stuff. They seem to be hitting it off and they get a hot air balloon ride together. They take this chance to make out for a bit.
Do you think if Bentley won he would spend it all on blow and hookers? Probably. Lol
Blake and Erica are rubbing each other down with oil back in the house and talking some real strategy. Erica is doing a really good job right now playing this game and using her sexuality to persuade the guys in the house.
Blake’s date card comes and the house is pretty anxiety ridden about who he is going to pick. WOOOOWWWW and he does not disappoint. He asked to take Holly!!! Oh shit. Look out for World War 3 up in here with Melissa!
Melissa’s response was everything I wanted and thought it would be. Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahah. She just said she is in love with Blake. Is this for real!? To make things worse it looks like she took two scoops of “Bat shit Crazy” mix with her coffee this morning. I mean she is throwing a fit. Slamming doors, running through house, crying here, crying there, and yelling.
She is doing a great job at redeeming herself after the last show she was on right now. But then again she is 38 so she is young and probably just does not know better. Kids these days. LOLOLOL.
Michelle said one of the funniest things I have heard in a long time. “some people wear their emotions on their sleeves, but Melissa wears hers on every article of clothing she is wearing every single day, including her hair tie and her panties.” Lolol.
I think Blake really made a big mistake here. Bad game-play on his part. Bad life play on his part….could lose it in his sleep tonight. In all seriousness though, who the hell would you pick to go on your date with. Melissa or Holy. HMMMMM. That’s a real hard one. So don’t be too hard on the guy. It is just a game and he has known them for 2 weeks.
I’m 6’1 215LBS and I think Melissa could kick my ass. She is attacking Holy now and Holy is like WTF. Oh no….OH nooo. She is going after Blake now. Run Blake run.
Blake and Holy are so glad to get out of the house and are enjoying each other’s company. They take a limo to an airport and are headed to go skiing! I think that is an awesome date! They seem to be hitting it off pretty well as well.
Blake asked Holly what the deal is with Mike. She say’s “its very hard” and I am sure it is. It seems that she is over Mike though by her actions.
I do have to admit I feel weird watching Holy with another guy when I know Mike so well and AM THE REASON THEY EVER STARTED SEEING EACH OTHER. I totally forgot to mention that. I am the one that told Mike back in the day to go tell her how he feels when she was about to leave an he did and they dated for 2 years and got engaged after that. I just remembered that!
Mike is not handling this good back in the house at all. He is really regretting not telling her how he feels before she left on the date.
Blake asked Holly if she wants to go back to the house or stay the night with him and she decides to stay with Blake. Man that’s got to be a real hard pill for Mike to swallow and he is struggling but the guys are trying to console him. It’s not working.
Melissa is being a complete idiot as usual and talking to Mike about it and saying Blake “might have got her drunk” and what a charmer Blake is with girls. So stupid this girl is. Selfish and Stupid. Wow. Ella finally tells her to shut it pretty much.
When Holy gets back Mike confesses his feelings for her. She tells him after that, that her and Blake kissed and Mike is just beside himself. I am not so sure there is a right or wrong here. She is being honest with him at this point and it is a hard spot for her too. He is the one who broke it off with her and now he wants it back because they are in the same house. It’s not all her fault.
Rose Ceremony time! This one should be interesting. Anyone could go home at this point.
It seems to be between William and Kasey going home and Vienna and Melissa on the girl’s side. One guy, one girl goes home tonight.
Melissa asked William who he voted for and he said her. She is losing it again! Surprise. She is running around the house like a crazy woman asking everyone who they voted for and crying and yelling. Everyone is lying to her because they are scared for their lives.
It seems pretty clear that Melissa is going to be going home. Not sure yet for the guys.
Looks like William and Melissa are going home. Did not even get to see much of William on this whole show. This is the most face time he has got to date. Melissa actually keeps it together and does not cry in the limo.
NOT! She did not speak because she was crying so hard the whole time.
It’s getting down to crunch time now. Couples will start having to be split up soon!
See you next week!